India is the most Technologically Advanced Country in the World


This is my satirical joke of the day. Hope you enjoy it: 

The Indian, American and British leaders all met up. They had come together so that they could dispute which of their countries was the most technologically advanced.

The American President first took the British and Indian leaders to USA. He then got his men to dig into the ground. The Americans went on digging. They went: 10ft…30ft….50ft…..70ft…..100ft deep into the ground. The men stopped digging when they got 100ft into the ground, because they found a wire. The American President said, “Look, my country is the most advanced we’ve had telecommunications in our country for 100 years.”

The British Prime Minister responded, “I’ll prove you wrong. Come over to Britain.” So all three leaders went to Britain where the Britons started to unearth their land. They went: 10ft…..30ft….50ft….70ft….100ft….130ft….150ft deep into the ground. The British PM said, ” Look, I told you we Brits were the best. We are certainly the most technologically advanced in the world. We have had telecommunications in our country for 150 years.”

The Indian PM then invited the British and American leaders to his country. All three of them flew to India. Once they got to Delhi the Indian PM instructed his men to start digging. They went: 10ft….30ft….50ft….70ft….100ft…..130ft…..160ft…..200ft deep into the ground. The Indians that were digging could still not find the telephone line they were searching for. The Indian PM then declared, “I always knew India was the most technologically advanced. Look, we haven’t found a cable after digging 200ft into the ground. This concludes that we’ve have been wireless for the past 200 years. You can’t beat that can you?”

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2 Responses to India is the most Technologically Advanced Country in the World

  1. dandahan4 says:

    Reblogged this on dandahan and commented:
    The dangers of advancement for Science and technology in the hands of human savages:

    But never try to decide which country has advanced its humanity from a permanent state of ever stagnant barbarity.
    Human barbarity stagnates while science and technology advance.

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